Recently, I had to rant about Twitter removing my account due to their reluctance to recognize my age in dog years rather than human years! Now after a strenuous appeal process, my Twitter account is officially back up and running! Yay! Papa, who provides administrative support on my social media accounts, had to prove to them he met their minimum human age requirement when the account was created, although if you convert dog years to human years we’re about the same age anyways.
What a waste of my valuable time!
My advice to all kids: Always lie about your date of birth. It will save you a lot of unnecessary hassle.